If you have ever wondered why you are undoubtedly drawn to the prowess of Tom Selleck, wonder no more: The Mustache. It is a scientifically proven fact that women, and some men, are sexually predisposed to the tractor beam that is The Mustache. Now, well a few months ago actually, scientists have found that a fish uses the same power that Magnum P.I. uses to seduce young women. The Mexican Molly found in, you guessed it, Mexico has been shown to utilize a little "Mustache like structure" atop its upper lip to attract females of the same species. So there you go, start growing that lip patch of goodness. The fish babes will dig it.
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